Originally Posted: 1997/12/30
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

Welcome to the beginning of the end of your sanity.
Soon you will notice more and more of your time devoted solely to Twin Peaks...
In almost every movie you watch... you will stand up without warning and yell "that person was on Twin Peaks!"
You will even watch 'showgirls' just so you can watch Coop (in Kyle's *worst* role choice ever, btw).
You'll start adding little /^\TP/^\ thingys everywhere in almost everything you type.
Your computer will be overrun with TP paraphenalia...from TP desktop themes to sound and movie clips from the most unimportant parts of the show.
Your primary places to go on the vast worldwide internet information source becomes this newsgroup and ftp servers like 'Audrey'(*no longer up, but since replaced by similar offerings*) the ftp server.
You will begin to watch nothing else but the series and FWWM, allowing a few showings from time time of other Lynchian movies.
You will decide to major in theology, just so you can study the black and white lodges. deciding that your first thesis should be- "What the hell happened to Coop?" - although this will receive a failing mark and suggestion of psychiatric help, you will not be deterred.
Unable to get a job (the Washington State Police Force is filled to the brim and the FBI rejects you for psychological reasons), you will begin to sit on streetcorners, throwing lit matches at innocent passerbys and asking them if they 'want to play with fire'.
After unsuccessfully publishing a book of poetry on your interpretations and feelings on Mike and BOB's poem (through the darkness... blah blah blah), you will decide to take up interpretive dance and base each and every performance on owls... who, by the way, are not what they seem.
Finally, you will marry a log and retire to a log cabin deep in the woods.
But you know what...?
You'll love every minute of it.
I do.
Reznik

10.01.99

Grand (and I do use the term loosely) Reopening!
New location, Same Great Site! ;)
Please forgive the new banner, but it is the cost of free webhosting.
There may also be a few bugs here and there, the move hasn't been entirely easy.

Sorry for any inconvenience, looks like I owe ya a coffee!

10.01.98

From Humble beginnings:
Consider this twinpeaks page #864,236,945,012
How's this any different than all the rest?
It's pretty ;)
Other than that, I'm going to attempt to compile and/or create as much of the useless information that those such as myself obsess over.
So get yourself a hot cup of coffee, black as midnight on a moonless night...
get yourself a nice slice of huckleberry pie (noone really likes cherry pie, who are they kidding)...
and enjoy the ramblings of those with a little too much in the ways of social lives and have nothing better to do than babble about a show that got CANCELLED almost a decade ago.